Post by Jujukittychick on Dec 26, 2020 0:08:10 GMT -5
The boys wake up one morning in each other's bodies. Cue them both panicking before getting in touch with each other and figuring shit out because Stiles is the brains of his operation and Owen is a former SEAL. They've got this. Thus begins Owen training werewolves and Stiles learning to lead a different kind of pack, which may actually be smarter than some of his original pack, but he's not telling. Owen wants to know why he has people sneaking in his window and who the hot angry guy with resting bitch face is. Stiles wants to know if he can treat Vince like one of his regular threats and arrange an "accident" (Owen's not saying yes, but as long as his pack's not implicated, he's not saying no). They bond over feisty intelligent scary red-heads. Owen wants to know who the hot DILF couple is, "Peter and Chris? I mean, yeah I can see that, but can you call them that? Aren't you the same age?" "They've got at least 15 years on me". Also, "How are there so many ridiculously attractive people in nowheresville, California?" "Right?!?!"
Owen scares the shit out of the pack and pack adjacent when the newest monster of the week comes through and he makes a plan on how to stealthily confront and kill the thing as soon as he gets the relevant info. Scott's whole "but we should talk to it first" does not impress Owen. He looks at Scott, "How long have you been a werewolf?" then to Peter, "And you?". Looks to Scott, "How much research into supernatural monsters have you done?" Looks to Peter, "And you?" "Wow, big surprise, I believe the born werewolf with actual experience. Here's how we kill the thing." And then proceeds to do it quickly and cleanly using Stiles' body.
Stiles is fascinated by the raptors who look at him like they know he's not the right person despite the body he's borrowing. "So just fangs and claws? No paralytic venom or human intelligence?" "Noooo? No venom. But near human intelligence. The original pack was reported to have figured out spatial awareness issues and logic puzzles. And doors. Don't give them puzzles." Stiles totally creates mazes for them to run with treats at the end and he coos over them because they're "just the smartest things ever! yes you are." And Barry and Claire are kinda freaking out because not-Owen is even more reckless when it comes to being around the raptors. Vince keeps having increasingly ridiculous accidents that have no obvious culprit. Because the man reminds Stiles too much of Gerard for him to be comfortable having him around for much longer. He might also freak *everyone* out as he's talking to the raptors during one of Vince's visits, "No, you can't eat the fat man. I know, he totally looks like it would be a good idea, but you really need to watch your heart health and that much fat and cholesterol would just be bad for you. If you show the bad man how you can open office doors, I'll get you a nice juicy pig to play with though." The fact that the raptors were chittering excitedly standing *in front of him* did not help. Neither did the fact that the next maze they ran had doors that looked an awful lot like Vince's office door. Barry told him later the office set up at the end might have been overkill. Owen didn't know whether to be proud or...no, he was thrilled. He was totally getting Claire to invite him over as soon as they got their bodies back.
Owen scares the shit out of the pack and pack adjacent when the newest monster of the week comes through and he makes a plan on how to stealthily confront and kill the thing as soon as he gets the relevant info. Scott's whole "but we should talk to it first" does not impress Owen. He looks at Scott, "How long have you been a werewolf?" then to Peter, "And you?". Looks to Scott, "How much research into supernatural monsters have you done?" Looks to Peter, "And you?" "Wow, big surprise, I believe the born werewolf with actual experience. Here's how we kill the thing." And then proceeds to do it quickly and cleanly using Stiles' body.
Stiles is fascinated by the raptors who look at him like they know he's not the right person despite the body he's borrowing. "So just fangs and claws? No paralytic venom or human intelligence?" "Noooo? No venom. But near human intelligence. The original pack was reported to have figured out spatial awareness issues and logic puzzles. And doors. Don't give them puzzles." Stiles totally creates mazes for them to run with treats at the end and he coos over them because they're "just the smartest things ever! yes you are." And Barry and Claire are kinda freaking out because not-Owen is even more reckless when it comes to being around the raptors. Vince keeps having increasingly ridiculous accidents that have no obvious culprit. Because the man reminds Stiles too much of Gerard for him to be comfortable having him around for much longer. He might also freak *everyone* out as he's talking to the raptors during one of Vince's visits, "No, you can't eat the fat man. I know, he totally looks like it would be a good idea, but you really need to watch your heart health and that much fat and cholesterol would just be bad for you. If you show the bad man how you can open office doors, I'll get you a nice juicy pig to play with though." The fact that the raptors were chittering excitedly standing *in front of him* did not help. Neither did the fact that the next maze they ran had doors that looked an awful lot like Vince's office door. Barry told him later the office set up at the end might have been overkill. Owen didn't know whether to be proud or...no, he was thrilled. He was totally getting Claire to invite him over as soon as they got their bodies back.