Post by Jujukittychick on Oct 27, 2019 21:23:49 GMT -5
Summary:
Sterek, 00Q inspired Sterek fic where Derek is a secret agent that goes by "Wolf" and regularly ignores the Q branch's instructions, Stiles is an IT guy in the Q branch to rewire something when Derek sends the minion trying to guide him into tears. Stiles winds up taking over as the minion flees to get Q, being his normal mouthy self and Derek winds up asking for him again and again when he's on missions (kinda completely inspired by Ordinary Numbers by BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria)
Stiles is in Q branch running some cables when he hears one of the techs that had been giving directions to someone suddenly break into tears and watches them drop their headset and run off, he assumes to get Q. Hearing a voice still coming from the headset, he decides to let the person on the other end know that they'll have to wait a minute. Instead he hears a very angry voice bitching about useless people who don't know how to do their job. Feeling offended on the tech's behalf (he'd heard the tech trying to give directions for a few minutes that were obviously being ignored), he tells the voice on the other side that not only had he made the tech cry, they'd run off so maybe if he'd try acting like an actual adult and listen to the directions given to him by people with more resources available, maybe he'd actually get somewhere in life. Not used to people backtalking him, the guy asks who he's talking to.
"Stiles"
"What the hell's a Stiles?"
"I am, asshole. Who the hell are you?"
"Wolf"
"Wolf? What the fuck kind of name is that?" Stiles cracks up even as he's looking over all the data that been pulled up on the multiple computer monitors, muttering about "Lone wolves" and "unimaginative narcissistic assholes."
Ignoring the growling he can hear coming from the agent, he finally asks what the issue is, figures out where the miscommunication issue was between the tech and the agent and gets Wolf (he can't help snickering every time he says it) rerouted back to where he's supposed to be to finish his mission. Verifying that the agent was good to go, Stiles finishes up his actual work and leaves just as the tech returns with Q, having calmed down and gone over the issue (thankfully non-time sensitive) only to be told that "the other guy" did his job for him. Figuring one of the other techs had taken over, they let the issue go and return to work.
The next time Wolf calls in, he almost immediately gets fed up with the tech and asks for the other guy, "the mouthy one with the weird name - Miles, Giles...Stiles! Put him on, he actually knows what he's doing" "But we don't have a Stiles that works here" Thus starts an interdepartmental hunt for this mythical person and of course since 'Stiles' is a nickname, he's not listed in the company files by that name. Q has to pull the footage from the last mission, figuring out where Stiles is from (the IT department that generally handles all the basic tech servicing) and has to get the boy's manager to pull him from the task he was working on to come help their agent, because while Wolf was a huge pain in the ass that regularly sent his minions to tears, he was also one of their best agents and if somebody could actually get him to obey orders, he was going to use them.
When Stiles gets there, already pissed off at having his job interrupted and his supervisor bitching at him about the job now being behind schedule and "What the hell did you do now, Stilinski? I've got Q branch calling for you!", he grabs the headset and plops into the chair "What, asshole?! I am not your personal Google Maps, do they not give you guys smartphones? Or is that the problem and you're not smart enough to use it?" Eyes already scanning over all the data that had been pulled up on the screen, he totally misses the absolutely terrified and astonished looks everybody, including Q, is giving him for mouthing off to someone with a literal license to kill. Q watches, fascinated, as the lowly IT minion easily navigates through all their programs, somehow figuring out through back and forth bitching with the agent (because he had routed the call to his own earpiece and could hear Wolf's side of things as well) not only what the actual issue was, but how to get him where he needed to go "seriously, Wolf, learn to use the map function" "I'm going to rip your throat out" "With those great big pointy teeth, right, Wolf?" and how to get past the security protocols.
"Are you good to go? Can you refrain from making another tech cry? Good, I got shit to do that isn't babysitting spoiled agents." Taking off the headset, he pushes it into Q's hands, rattles off exactly what the issue was, what he did to resolve it, as well as what the recurring issues seemed to be that kept causing problems. "I've got to go deal with my pissed off manager and hope he doesn't decide to dock my pay for this."
Before Q can tell him he'd be getting bonus pay from his department for his assistance or even suggest transferring over to their department, the boy's gone, muttering about asshole bosses and whiny agents and why did he want to work for the government in the first place.
Next time Wolf is sent on a mission, they automatically call for Stiles as soon as they see Wolf calling in.
Sterek, 00Q inspired Sterek fic where Derek is a secret agent that goes by "Wolf" and regularly ignores the Q branch's instructions, Stiles is an IT guy in the Q branch to rewire something when Derek sends the minion trying to guide him into tears. Stiles winds up taking over as the minion flees to get Q, being his normal mouthy self and Derek winds up asking for him again and again when he's on missions (kinda completely inspired by Ordinary Numbers by BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria)
Stiles is in Q branch running some cables when he hears one of the techs that had been giving directions to someone suddenly break into tears and watches them drop their headset and run off, he assumes to get Q. Hearing a voice still coming from the headset, he decides to let the person on the other end know that they'll have to wait a minute. Instead he hears a very angry voice bitching about useless people who don't know how to do their job. Feeling offended on the tech's behalf (he'd heard the tech trying to give directions for a few minutes that were obviously being ignored), he tells the voice on the other side that not only had he made the tech cry, they'd run off so maybe if he'd try acting like an actual adult and listen to the directions given to him by people with more resources available, maybe he'd actually get somewhere in life. Not used to people backtalking him, the guy asks who he's talking to.
"Stiles"
"What the hell's a Stiles?"
"I am, asshole. Who the hell are you?"
"Wolf"
"Wolf? What the fuck kind of name is that?" Stiles cracks up even as he's looking over all the data that been pulled up on the multiple computer monitors, muttering about "Lone wolves" and "unimaginative narcissistic assholes."
Ignoring the growling he can hear coming from the agent, he finally asks what the issue is, figures out where the miscommunication issue was between the tech and the agent and gets Wolf (he can't help snickering every time he says it) rerouted back to where he's supposed to be to finish his mission. Verifying that the agent was good to go, Stiles finishes up his actual work and leaves just as the tech returns with Q, having calmed down and gone over the issue (thankfully non-time sensitive) only to be told that "the other guy" did his job for him. Figuring one of the other techs had taken over, they let the issue go and return to work.
The next time Wolf calls in, he almost immediately gets fed up with the tech and asks for the other guy, "the mouthy one with the weird name - Miles, Giles...Stiles! Put him on, he actually knows what he's doing" "But we don't have a Stiles that works here" Thus starts an interdepartmental hunt for this mythical person and of course since 'Stiles' is a nickname, he's not listed in the company files by that name. Q has to pull the footage from the last mission, figuring out where Stiles is from (the IT department that generally handles all the basic tech servicing) and has to get the boy's manager to pull him from the task he was working on to come help their agent, because while Wolf was a huge pain in the ass that regularly sent his minions to tears, he was also one of their best agents and if somebody could actually get him to obey orders, he was going to use them.
When Stiles gets there, already pissed off at having his job interrupted and his supervisor bitching at him about the job now being behind schedule and "What the hell did you do now, Stilinski? I've got Q branch calling for you!", he grabs the headset and plops into the chair "What, asshole?! I am not your personal Google Maps, do they not give you guys smartphones? Or is that the problem and you're not smart enough to use it?" Eyes already scanning over all the data that had been pulled up on the screen, he totally misses the absolutely terrified and astonished looks everybody, including Q, is giving him for mouthing off to someone with a literal license to kill. Q watches, fascinated, as the lowly IT minion easily navigates through all their programs, somehow figuring out through back and forth bitching with the agent (because he had routed the call to his own earpiece and could hear Wolf's side of things as well) not only what the actual issue was, but how to get him where he needed to go "seriously, Wolf, learn to use the map function" "I'm going to rip your throat out" "With those great big pointy teeth, right, Wolf?" and how to get past the security protocols.
"Are you good to go? Can you refrain from making another tech cry? Good, I got shit to do that isn't babysitting spoiled agents." Taking off the headset, he pushes it into Q's hands, rattles off exactly what the issue was, what he did to resolve it, as well as what the recurring issues seemed to be that kept causing problems. "I've got to go deal with my pissed off manager and hope he doesn't decide to dock my pay for this."
Before Q can tell him he'd be getting bonus pay from his department for his assistance or even suggest transferring over to their department, the boy's gone, muttering about asshole bosses and whiny agents and why did he want to work for the government in the first place.
Next time Wolf is sent on a mission, they automatically call for Stiles as soon as they see Wolf calling in.