Harry Potter/Jurassic World - Harry/Owen *IN PROGRESS*
Oct 28, 2019 11:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by Jujukittychick on Oct 28, 2019 11:36:35 GMT -5
Summary:
Pairing by request from @wika0304. Harry defeated Voldemort but is still sent back to stay with the Dursleys "for protection." As compensation, they pay for the family to go to the newly opened Jurassic World. Dudley never did learn not to taunt things in cages and Harry never realized what being surrounded by hundreds of reptiles that won't shut up would be like. Owen can't help himself.
***This is actually a thing now. Jurassic Potter***
Notes:
So yeah, this is a great example of if anybody has any requests, feel free to ask, it might prompt something. In this case I couldn't figure out how this would work but then the idea wouldn't stop bugging me.
Timeline of Jurassic World and Harry Potter adjusted slightly to overlap. Harry is sent back to the Dursleys "for protection" since there's still Death Eaters on the loose, nevermind that he'd be safer in Hogwarts or another country he pointed out. Deciding to reward him, and compensate his unhappy family, they take his advise and send him to another country, or more specifically another island...with no magic...and dinosaurs. On the upside he's an adult so he can do all the magic he wants as long as the muggles are kept oblivious which is actually pretty easy cause humans tend to justify whatever they see. Nobody took into account that dinosaurs are reptiles and reptiles, apparently regardless of individual species, speak Parseltongue. Harry has never heard so many whiny people...oh wait, everybody around him -family, students, government- were usually whining. He has no idea what the government said when they arranged the trip, but he and his oh so lovely family were given VIP passes and a tour guide. More than willing to ditch his family with the woman assigned to them, Harry decides to explore the park on his own. Finding his way to the velociraptor pen, Harry's intrigued by the pack of dinosaurs and the human man they keep calling Alpha. Laughing at the antics of the two youngest, he catches the attention of said Alpha. Disappearing as some annoying man that reminds Harry wayyyy too much of Vernon shows up, he decides to return the next day.
Unfortunately, he doesn't realize what he's done until he's already mentioned the day's exploits during the enforced dinner with his family. Dudley, still being a spoiled brat, decides he deserves to see them too. Dudley is loud. Dudley is obnoxious. Dudley never learned not to taunt caged animals. Dudley falls into the pen. "Bloody hell!" Harry debates the merits of letting Dudley learn things the hard way. Harry decides the raptors didn't do anything to deserve the heartburn his cousin would undoubtedly cause them. Jumping down (honestly, he flew higher in Quidditch) while Vernon and Petunia screamed and bellowed and Barry started locking everything down and Owen made his own way into the pen, Harry stood in front of his blubbering cousin wand in hand as he tried to talk the raptors out of attacking. "Honestly, look at him, he'd just make your stomachs hurt. He's already making my head hurt." And "Honestly, Dudley, do shut up, you're just making them twitchier"
Owen is absolutely fascinated by the young man hissing at his girls and griping at his whining cousin and apparently completely oblivious to any danger he might be in. Not to mention the...stick (?)...he's absently tapping against his leg as he talks.
"You really should have kept to your diet, Dudley, they think you're a pig what with all the squealing you're doing. Seriously, you haven't even broken anything somehow."
The stranger finally notices Owen standing back away from the group of them and, ohhhh, he's even better looking than he thought.
Harry finally gets an up close look at Mr. Alpha and ohhh, he was a nummy one.
Harry definitely turns his back on the raptors.
Owen always did like dangerous things.
Pairing by request from @wika0304. Harry defeated Voldemort but is still sent back to stay with the Dursleys "for protection." As compensation, they pay for the family to go to the newly opened Jurassic World. Dudley never did learn not to taunt things in cages and Harry never realized what being surrounded by hundreds of reptiles that won't shut up would be like. Owen can't help himself.
***This is actually a thing now. Jurassic Potter***
Notes:
So yeah, this is a great example of if anybody has any requests, feel free to ask, it might prompt something. In this case I couldn't figure out how this would work but then the idea wouldn't stop bugging me.
Timeline of Jurassic World and Harry Potter adjusted slightly to overlap. Harry is sent back to the Dursleys "for protection" since there's still Death Eaters on the loose, nevermind that he'd be safer in Hogwarts or another country he pointed out. Deciding to reward him, and compensate his unhappy family, they take his advise and send him to another country, or more specifically another island...with no magic...and dinosaurs. On the upside he's an adult so he can do all the magic he wants as long as the muggles are kept oblivious which is actually pretty easy cause humans tend to justify whatever they see. Nobody took into account that dinosaurs are reptiles and reptiles, apparently regardless of individual species, speak Parseltongue. Harry has never heard so many whiny people...oh wait, everybody around him -family, students, government- were usually whining. He has no idea what the government said when they arranged the trip, but he and his oh so lovely family were given VIP passes and a tour guide. More than willing to ditch his family with the woman assigned to them, Harry decides to explore the park on his own. Finding his way to the velociraptor pen, Harry's intrigued by the pack of dinosaurs and the human man they keep calling Alpha. Laughing at the antics of the two youngest, he catches the attention of said Alpha. Disappearing as some annoying man that reminds Harry wayyyy too much of Vernon shows up, he decides to return the next day.
Unfortunately, he doesn't realize what he's done until he's already mentioned the day's exploits during the enforced dinner with his family. Dudley, still being a spoiled brat, decides he deserves to see them too. Dudley is loud. Dudley is obnoxious. Dudley never learned not to taunt caged animals. Dudley falls into the pen. "Bloody hell!" Harry debates the merits of letting Dudley learn things the hard way. Harry decides the raptors didn't do anything to deserve the heartburn his cousin would undoubtedly cause them. Jumping down (honestly, he flew higher in Quidditch) while Vernon and Petunia screamed and bellowed and Barry started locking everything down and Owen made his own way into the pen, Harry stood in front of his blubbering cousin wand in hand as he tried to talk the raptors out of attacking. "Honestly, look at him, he'd just make your stomachs hurt. He's already making my head hurt." And "Honestly, Dudley, do shut up, you're just making them twitchier"
Owen is absolutely fascinated by the young man hissing at his girls and griping at his whining cousin and apparently completely oblivious to any danger he might be in. Not to mention the...stick (?)...he's absently tapping against his leg as he talks.
"You really should have kept to your diet, Dudley, they think you're a pig what with all the squealing you're doing. Seriously, you haven't even broken anything somehow."
The stranger finally notices Owen standing back away from the group of them and, ohhhh, he's even better looking than he thought.
Harry finally gets an up close look at Mr. Alpha and ohhh, he was a nummy one.
Harry definitely turns his back on the raptors.
Owen always did like dangerous things.
i have no idea what camp creatceous is/was, i don't remember it